Small Talk


Stewing Mad: Or Never Say You’ve Never been a Victim of the Laslas Gang Because for all You Know, You Might be Next
March 17, 2009, 9:11 am
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Penge naman ako nyan, ang pangit ng araw ko…

Remember how last time I blogged about almost losing my phone and PSP to thieves on a bus? Well, someone came along and finished the job.

I am stewing mad, mad, mad!

In an earlier post I explained that I got myself a PSP because all the buses that ply the Buendia-Ayala route invariably tune in to Love Radio, which I vengefully detest because there’s no worse way to start your day than with synchronized mirthless laughter courtesy of Nicole Heyala and Chris Tsuper.

So there I was toying with my PSP.  At my stop, I got up along with a few dozen people to squeeze out of the bus. And the 30 seconds it took for me to stand up and get off the bus was enough for some fanged thief to slash into the innards of my bag with a blade and steal my PSP.  And I was completely unaware.

And I just got that bag! Grrrr! My animal instincts are kicking into high gear. I could just about perform wondrous feats of inhumane violence right now.

My casualties? 1 Sony PSP. 1 Deuter Speedlite 20 bag. 1 absolutely shattered ego.

….

Later that day I accidentally ripped my polo shirt up its sides.  And if that wasn’ t bad enough, I also accidentally ripped my slacks’ zipper – and at this point I would like explain to my office mates that this was the sole reason I kept my hands on my crotch the whole day.Please don’t read anything else into it.

….

So now I am really cross, and I hope I don’t run into any foul jokesters because, frankly, I’m in the mood to crack skulls.

So much for catharsis…